Silas' birthday is coming up in a few weeks so in preparation for this special day I have been doing some online shopping. One of the presents I bought him came from a company called Varsity Pets and they sent me the best shipping confirmation email I have ever read! I would love to have been at the meeting where some guy says "I think you should send out funny order confirmation emails" and then the boss is like "yeah I totally agree".
Here is the email:
Dear Nichole,
Today is a special day.
This morning, at dawn, one of our field dogs -- a German Shorthaired Pointer named Hawkeye -- saw your order coming over the horizon. He immediately set off running across the Varsity Pets campus, barking excitedly to alert the rest of our staff about your great decision to purchase a Varsity Pets product.
Hearing his cries, two detection dogs -- a happy couple of Golden Retrievers named Sonny and Cher -- began combing our warehouse for your order. They quickly found your selection and carefully nosed it out from among our other great products and onto a sled tethered to our eager team of studly sled dogs.
Your order secured, the sled team set out through our warehouse at break-neck speed, flying around corners and dashing across the open expanses towards our loading dock.
The sled was met at the dock by our top-notch quality-inspection team -- a German Shepherd named Wolfgang and a Belgian Malinois named Waffle. The boys verified that all the details of the order were correct, stamped it with the Varsity Pets seal of approval, and loaded it onto a delivery truck.
On the truck, our security detail -- two beefy Rottweilers named Hans and Franz -- stood guard over your important order, watching it tirelessly as the truck left the warehouse and set off across the world, headed for wherever you call home. The entire Varsity Pets team watched together as the truck disappeared over the horizon, pleased with the knowledge that the gift of fitness and happiness would soon be delivered to your devoted pup.
A single, anonymous tear fell before we gathered ourselves and got back to work spreading canine fitness across the world.
In all seriousness, we're extremely grateful for your order. Thank you for being one of our customers. We sincerely hope that you and your dog(s) love your new purchases.